I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
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