Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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