i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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