I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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