i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
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