mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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