Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
i just wanna soil my oats bro
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
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