Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
