Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
try to milk me bitch
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