I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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