So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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