I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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