Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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