Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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