he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
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