I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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