Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
wow bdsm is so cute
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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