im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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