question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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