question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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