The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
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