are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
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