Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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