oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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