just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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