Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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