Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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