so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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