At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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