pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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