Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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