My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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