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What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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