some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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