i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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