Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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