Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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