i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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