Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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