i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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