My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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