Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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