His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize