the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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