I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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