break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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