I can't watch pbs sober anymore
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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