I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
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