Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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