craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
My dick has a subreddit
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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