if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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