I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
